If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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