honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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