Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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