i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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