We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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