Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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