is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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