We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
