I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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