PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
