he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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