Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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