Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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