i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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