come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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