1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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