We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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