so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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