this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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