Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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