Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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