Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
