very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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