Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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