Porn is love you can see.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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