dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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