Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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