Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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