Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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