the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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