oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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