i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
