And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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