Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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