if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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