My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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