you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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