Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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