you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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