Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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