goodnight i made you a song goodbye
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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