clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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