Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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