I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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