Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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