I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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