I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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