we have officially lost it.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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