my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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