the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I want to have your abortion
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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