How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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