It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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