Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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