I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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